Thomas "TJ" Hammond

[Don't mind TJ. He's just laughing his ass off, possibly in one of the common rooms. Yeah, let's say he's in a common room, sprawled on the couch.]

This is awesome. Best flood ever-- I mean way, way better than my first one. [He'll never forget that damn flood. Stupid birds...] And, you know, for some of you? This is really an improvement.

Anyway. [He stifles his laughter.] Uh. I guess I should-- [Shrug.] Help out. So, if anyone needs some men's clothes, let me know.

[And if anyone wants to push TJ off the couch or whatever for laughing at everyone, go ahead and spam off this post.]