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[thefuckup]

[Don't mind TJ. He's just laughing his ass off, possibly in one of the common rooms. Yeah, let's say he's in a common room, sprawled on the couch.]

This is awesome. Best flood ever-- I mean way, way better than my first one. [He'll never forget that damn flood. Stupid birds...] And, you know, for some of you? This is really an improvement.

Anyway. [He stifles his laughter.] Uh. I guess I should-- [Shrug.] Help out. So, if anyone needs some men's clothes, let me know.

[And if anyone wants to push TJ off the couch or whatever for laughing at everyone, go ahead and spam off this post.]

Comments

[looseedges]

I am so tempted to come over there and kick your ass. [Needy could probably do it, too. Especially now that she - er, he? - is a little less petite.]

[thefuckup]

[ lbr it's probably not that hard to kick TJ's ass. He's got carefully crafted gym muscles, not "I can kick people's asses" muscles. ]

Come on, it's not so bad. I mean, sure, [ He holds up his hands. ] breasts are pretty great, but guys make up for it in other areas. [ Penises? ARE AWESOME. ]

[looseedges]

Speak for yourself. I miss my tits, TJ. They were some pretty great tits, if I do say so myself. And between the fact that you have a dick and you like other dicks, I think you're already way too into penises to be impartial.

[thefuckup]

Hey, you make it sound like I have a penis obsession.

[looseedges]

Are you telling me you don't?

[thefuckup]

[HE'S INSULTED. Well, okay, he's kind of... really easy, so maybe Needy has a point. He just shrugs carelessly.]

I have fun with them, I mean, but I'm not like. A dick connoisseur.

[looseedges]

[Okay, fine, she's just laughing at that.] A "dick connoisseur"?

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[neverfeltbetter]

Laugh it up while you can. There's always the next time.

[But really, even though he's currently a she, Crichton isn't all that bothered either. He could be, but why waste the energy? He likes TJ's plan better: just smile and go with it.]

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[thefuckup]

[He grins cheerfully.] Oh, I know I'm on borrowed time here. I intend to make the most of it. [Hell, he's already gone and enjoyed the spa with hot dude!Iris.]

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[neverfeltbetter]

[Crichton tried the spa out too, but maybe not in the same way. His nails look great though.]

In that case get a nice picture of this.

[Yes, he is doing a hair flip again. This long hair business is fun for him, so he making the most of it too. ]

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[thefuckup]

[He golf claps in amusement.] You flip your hair like a pro.

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[neverfeltbetter]

I grew up as the middle child of two sisters. You learn some things.

[Flip flip.]

[bodilesswarrior]

Yes, I'm very handsome, thank you. [His voice is wry, but really. Where's the lie?] What's your size? [Turns out his female counterpart doesn't have such a different fashion sense, but none of that is fitting him.]

[thefuckup]

Large in shirts, 32 in pants, and, uh... [Thinking for a moment.] size 8 shoes. [According to the internet, anyway. why is this information on the internet.]

[bodilesswarrior]

32 could work. [Everything is on the internet, bro.]

[thefuckup]

Where's your room? I could drop a couple off for you, so you don't have to wander around without pants trying to find me.

[bodilesswarrior]

[He hesitates, which is ridiculous, and then he nods.]

506. ...Thank you.